It is truly an exceptional round when your humble Scribe has no interest in even making fun of the
golfers, make that duffers of the BGA. This round was, help me here I need a stronger word than PATHETIC.
For the record, Bill “Mr. FourSkin” Cockey won with a 47, net 39. Rodger “Mr. Fifteen” Swanson got plenty of experience with his 50, net 40. And to top that, Ron “Commish” Swanson shot a 50 net 41 to be the biggest loser of the crowd. The Snowman (Bill Levering) got stuck at work and failed to post.
Mr. FourSkin hit 6 of 9 fairways, posted 2 pars and hit 1/3 of the greens in regulation. All of those good things and his score was too high to help lower his handicap any.
Mr. Fifteen didn’t pretend to play well as he hit Zero fairways, Zero greens and made Zero pars. Come to think of it, The Snowman hit exactly the same number and he failed to post.
Commish tried to get his game together but finished triple bogey, bogey, triple bogey to record his first net 40+ score since April. He did manage to find 2 fairways and a single par to go with missing every green in regulation.
Good News? Well, there are only two more rounds left in this season’s play.